Some of these are really GOOD!
No matter how much you cheat the government in taxes, you’ll never get close to being even. Trust me.
(Tim Geithner, Treasury Secretary’s proverb)
The people are not only our most precious recourse, but also a means of enrichment.
(Proverb of the US Congress)
For a lie to become believable it must be published in The New York Times.
(Proverb of Democrat strategists)
Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter.
(Proverb of Democrat strategists)
No matter how much whiskey you stock up in your desk, you always wind up sending an aide for more.
(Ted Kennedy’s proverb)
Attractive women are distractive.
(Bill Clinton’s proverb)
Child-proof electrical outlets are there to make sure that only the most gifted children get electrocuted to death.
(Proverb of Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA))
If your wife isn’t talking to you in the morning, last night’s party must have been a success!
(Clinton family proverb)
A woman wants a lot of different things from one and the same man, while a man wants one and the same thing from a lot of different women.
(Clinton family proverb)
Having a tough day? Try changing your gender.
(Janet Reno’s proverb)
Government helps those who refuse to help themselves.
(Proverb of community organizers)
If necessity is the mother of invention, government mandate is the fairy godmother.
(Proverb of carbon emission regulators)
All that glitters must be equally redistributed to each according to his need.
(Proverb of obama)
Having naughty children in the back seat can result in an accident; having a naughty accident in the back seat can result in children, followed by a story in The National Enquirer.
(John Edwards’ proverb)
If you can’t lick them, tax them.
(Proverb of the Ways and Means Committee)
Give your opponents one hundred dollars worth of steak, and you shall receive one trillion dollars worth of pork.
(Proverb of the US Congress)
The difference between a kleptomaniac and a Congressman is mostly one of semantics.
(Proverb of the US Congress)
Don’t tax you, don’t tax me, tax that fellow who didn’t vote for you and me.
(Found buried in a federal “stimulus” bill)
All it takes to prove that I am the smartest guy in any room is for the rest of the people in that room to believe me when I say it.
(Joe Biden’s proverb)
Multiculturalism is when people of all races, colors, and creeds join hands in a common effort to blame the Jews.
(Proverb of Columbia University professors)
Are these accurate Government proverbs?
Dry Shave has been reduced to copying and pasting his chain emails.
Was it tough to get the %26quot;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26quot;s out of there? Along with all the %26quot;Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:FWD:fwd:Fwd:%26quot;
Are these accurate Government proverbs?
long rant
Most of these are about Democrats.
Please don't try to hide a bias if you have one, it becomes noticeable.
